Aug 31, 2007

hey, wheezies. Despite not being mentioned in this tribune article, my band is playing that Mt. St. Helens CD release show. Mt. St. Helens erupts with rock! (sorry, my beard told me that pun). Those in the Chicago area should come to the beat kitchen tonight and buy their CD.

Also, on monday, I will be MC-ing the may or may not show at shubas. Eat your heart out, Ellen Degeneres (never thought I'd say that). So if you want the Wheezy Waiter live experience, come on out.

wink (ding)
-ww

p.s. this post has more links than the land of hyrule (again, beard).

Aug 29, 2007

a lot is going on

Greetings wheezies, be warned! today's blog is genuine. not feeling funny right now.

The ozark cousins premiere was wonderful. thanks to all who came.

These days my normal cycle has been busted. (no, not my womanly cycle, you sexist pig. my cycle in the ze frank sense.) I'm in the process of breaking out of the service industry. I've been editing video for bar mitzvahs, weddings, and whatnot. And it couldn't make me happier. Managing a restaurant (an inevitability on my previous path) is not my jar of salsa. Where freelance editing could lead makes me much more comfortable (no not porn, pervert). Contributing factors to this drastic change in my life are the Ozark Cousins movie and wheezywaiter.com. All it took was the will to mess with my cycle and to just start. (if you can't tell, ze frank is a big inspiration.) You can do this too, wheezies. To be able to do what you love, try doing what you love as much as possible. that's your best bet. enough motivational speaking.

this transition of mine has been temporarily causing time to be sexy (the american sense- too skinny to be healthy). but don't worry. there are many wheezy waiter movies in our future....

wink (ding)
-ww

Aug 25, 2007

born again

my power turned back on 10 minutes ago after 2 days! no time to enjoy it, though. preparing for the Ozark cousins premiere. come watch it if you're in the area. info in the sidebar.

Aug 24, 2007

my apartment has no electricity due to things like this and this and this and this. okay, that last one's debatable, but I'm sure he's up to no good.

Aug 22, 2007

wheezy western

In honor of Ozark Cousins week, I invited my co-star Zaid over so we could make a western of our own, wheezy style.

musical score performed by zaid maxwell, matt weber, and myself.

craig is the good

zaid is the bad

matt is the ugly 

Formats available: Quicktime (.mov)

hey everybody. want some wheezy behind the scenes? see chris's new movie on his and chase's video blog. it's his point of view of his acceptance of the key to the old locks in my apartment for his chips and salsa song. ishouldreallybeinbed.

Aug 21, 2007

the screen test

Inclement Weather is awarded their Benzine T-shirt for their Chips and Salsa song. click here for the song. Then we see Sam Grant's screen test for the Ozark Cousins movie I've been working on. trailer for the movie can be seen here. Premiere is this Saturday. Check the side bar.
Formats available: Quicktime (.mov)

Aug 18, 2007

lost in trainsnathan

two friends visited me today.  one can beat me up.
Formats available: Quicktime (.mov)

Aug 16, 2007

moth gum

I get all helpful and junk about moths and all informative and stuff about gum.
Formats available: Quicktime (.mov)

Aug 11, 2007

Chips and Salsa

the contest is over.  congratulations and thank you for your submissions.  more contests to come.  HOLY CRAP!  NEW INTRO!!!!
Formats available: Quicktime (.mov)

Aug 10, 2007

decisions

the song has been decided and half the movie's been made, but now I gotta go play a show tonight at the double door with my band. come on out if you're in the area or have a super fast glass elevator.

Aug 9, 2007

hey wheezies, my entire cast and crew are agonizing over the hundreds of songs we received in the last hour of the contest. I'm overwhelmed by the response. We want to make sure every note is heard and analyzed (no, not anal-ized you perverts), so we will be working all night. I even got my team of reporters known as the waiterazzi involved.

Aug 4, 2007

Barack Around the Block

After I sooth the groin of an anonymous person, I find insight from my new windows . This is followed by a brief political rant and a celebration of the arbitrarily coincidental namings of my street and the current month.

Aug 3, 2007

Teaser

more to come...
Formats available: Quicktime (.mov)