I present to you a challenge. I challenge you to put on as many clothes in your wardrobe as possible as to still allow basic motor function and walk down to the corner store and purchase a can of RC Cola.
I realize that this might be asking a little too much with the current heat in the city. Alternate challenge: walk to the same store in as little clothing as possible and purchase a can of RC Cola.
Note: the cool can of RC Cola must be wiped across your brow and smile should cross your face in a fashion as to indicate "refreshment".
Also, I should receive some sort of award for longest comment. Thank you in advance.
Normally when people say, "hey i started a blog." i think toolbag, however you may have changed my mind. honestly, i really enjoy your efforts. thanks for the skits they are freeking halarious. about how to end your dailys how bout "NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, damn strangers always peeking into my brain, bye and good night everyone"
According to cnn.com people magazine voted Matthew McConaughey as "Bachelor of the year".
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I've always been interested in astrology. Why not a stars segment?
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i would like to see a spinoff series starring your beard.
ReplyDeletei liked all the endings, but think they would be best punctuated with the "boing" sound effect (used to illustrate all great jokes).
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ReplyDeleteI present to you a challenge. I challenge you to put on as many clothes in your wardrobe as possible as to still allow basic motor function and walk down to the corner store and purchase a can of RC Cola.
ReplyDeleteI realize that this might be asking a little too much with the current heat in the city. Alternate challenge: walk to the same store in as little clothing as possible and purchase a can of RC Cola.
Note: the cool can of RC Cola must be wiped across your brow and smile should cross your face in a fashion as to indicate "refreshment".
Also, I should receive some sort of award for longest comment. Thank you in advance.
Plastic Passion, there's a Cure reference you don't hear every day. Where's my Friday Movie? (he says slapping his forearm trying to find a vein)
ReplyDeleteNormally when people say, "hey i started a blog." i think toolbag, however you may have changed my mind. honestly, i really enjoy your efforts. thanks for the skits they are freeking halarious. about how to end your dailys how bout "NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, damn strangers always peeking into my brain, bye and good night everyone"
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