Where the hell is the Wheezy Waiter?

Well, I'm in the process of buying a new car (the fact that it's a corolla is entirely a coincidence (see movies below)). Other than that, I'm taking it easy. Over the course of today, for instance, I watched all 87 videos on theonion.com. It may be the funniest bit of internet I've ever seen. Here's a few of my many favorites:

In The Know: Is The Government Spying On Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough?

this one mainly for the ending:

In The Know: Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?

Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

and there are a couple more worthy of posting, but my mom reads this blog.


  1. you're still alive as well...that is indeed hysterical my friend


  2. Just found your video's, congratulations on providing me with over an hour of original entertainment. Also congrats on the whole "getting a real job," thing, I hope you enjoy it.