Awards

Today I discuss awards and delicious endangered species.

Thanks for the wink, Ben Joosten!

19 comments:

  1. technically there's also a window in the door.

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  2. nope, that's a picture of a window hanging on the door.

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  3. What type of awards? Academic? Sports? Music?

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  4. Ceci n'est pas une window?

    Second place in the regional pinewood derby in second grade. I was a cub scout! All the other kids' cars looked much cooler, but my clunky triangular piece of wood had the skills... and the maximum amount of allowed weight near the nose.

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  5. I too am clunky, triangular, and carry my weight near my nose.

    ...I won the school spelling bee when I was in 6th grade.

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  6. Ever cater one of these guys:
    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/02/090218-extinct-bird-photo.html

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  7. I remember that paper airplane throw. It was magnificent. Mr. Riesenhaur was going to video tape it and missed it and he got really upset with you. I am pretty sure he never even congratulated you. I used to think he was a great teacher and I now realize I was so wrong.

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  8. During my Junior year I won a citizenship award at a school assembly. I almost cut that assembly. Fortunately a teacher gave me a heads up.

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  9. I won a bunch of drumming competitions back home... And a drawing contest in grade one. And a CO2 car contest in grade nine. And I won the movie Platoon at Oscar night the other night. :P

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  10. I won a photography contest with a picture of a baby's feet with Christmas garland around them.

    Also I almost always win at Scrabble, it's your turn on Facebook btw. Bring it!

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  11. i won best band student of the year award in 6th grade, i played the alto sax... i got all the women. back then.

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  12. i won an ipod once in a drawing, and i won an honorary plaque in middle school for good grades. oh and i won $100 for top salesman in 5th grade! that was sweet

    today's my birthday, can i have a prize?

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  13. I won a $300 Apple Store Gift Card for making the most-used skin for FlickIM.

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  14. Thank you Mr. McJunkin and Mr. Waiter.

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  15. BenJ, you should also check the comments on youtube. A bunch of people really liked it.

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  16. I won free access to Wheezy Waiter videos...(what's that, dear? everyone can see it? it's not a prize, it's out there for free?)...damn, well I won some music scholarships back in the day and I have a bowling trophy from my 6th grade league...I think we were called the shnotballs.

    And, hate I hate to break it to you, but your home seems one-dimensional and lacks depth.

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  17. I won second prize on a halloween costume party contest for my one piece clown with an erection outfit.

    Apparently the judges didn't see the erection (not because it wasn't big) but because I made a point of facing them so they would not get the side view of the glory that is me boner... inside an extra large taco bell cup.

    I hope I gave everyone their mental image for the day.

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