Last night I had a dream that I was a waiter again. My sales were $1100. I also had a dream that I was involved in a shooting and was arrested. My best friend was a police officer and I confided in him that "This is a dream you don't wake up from".
secondly - how about a tipping guide for the rest of us? is 20% good, or standard? if I think my service sucked, but I don't want to be a total dick, what kind of tip should I leave to send the message, "I'm not a cheapskatejerkwad, but I didn't care much for your attitude BUDDY."?
i know all about hanging with celebs, bro. let me tell you something russell crowe once said to me. "good morning". eye contact and everything. jennifer connely once addressed me by saying, "hey, how's it going?" true story. and i was once hanging out on a rooftop with a bunch of guys on valentine's day night, we all had our pants around our ankles, when gweneth paltrow entered and greeted us with, "hi, guys. looking good."
all of these things actually happened. my life is epic.
omg. you waited on opal?! opal was married to palmer! she's the kookie redhead with the southern twang, always trying to keep erika out of trouble but erika's just a troublemaker. here's some trivia....what is palmer's real name?
1st post!
ReplyDeleteWorking long days one after another can be fun once the sleep deprivation starts to kick in.
ReplyDeleteLast night I had a dream that I was a waiter again. My sales were $1100. I also had a dream that I was involved in a shooting and was arrested. My best friend was a police officer and I confided in him that "This is a dream you don't wake up from".
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I hope you didn't go to bed drunk and angry. Because you could have a mean hangover.
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good night
ReplyDeletefirst of all - more autoharmonies please
ReplyDeletesecondly - how about a tipping guide for the rest of us? is 20% good, or standard? if I think my service sucked, but I don't want to be a total dick, what kind of tip should I leave to send the message, "I'm not a cheapskatejerkwad, but I didn't care much for your attitude BUDDY."?
thanx
i know all about hanging with celebs, bro. let me tell you something russell crowe once said to me. "good morning". eye contact and everything. jennifer connely once addressed me by saying, "hey, how's it going?" true story. and i was once hanging out on a rooftop with a bunch of guys on valentine's day night, we all had our pants around our ankles, when gweneth paltrow entered and greeted us with, "hi, guys. looking good."
ReplyDeleteall of these things actually happened. my life is epic.
omg. you waited on opal?! opal was married to palmer! she's the kookie redhead with the southern twang, always trying to keep erika out of trouble but erika's just a troublemaker. here's some trivia....what is palmer's real name?
ReplyDeleteI waited on Ed Norton once. He's short. I didn't acknowledge that he was Ed Norton and he left me a $20 tip... on a $17.00 check. woo!
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