Beard Science

I hope you're sitting down. Critics are calling this one "the most shocking wheezy waiter to date"-atlanta quarterly. I don't want to give anything away.
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  1. With the beard you kind of looked like the lead guitarist from a band I was in: without it you look scarily like the bass player, even loosing your hair in the same way.

    Don't bother asking what band etc. We never did anything because we were...... shit.

  2. Long time listener, first time caller. If I could write an episode of Wheezy Waiter, I'd have a user submitted script (chock full of dialogue) delivered as if you were reading cue cards. i just want to see the 'shifty eyes because of cue cards' delivery.

  3. nice face, face.

  4. Hey Wheezy,
    You've inspired Chris and I to stay connected, via internets. What a great world.

  5. too bad. but you look so young without. oh, boy. well, i imagin that this should means something. and i don't know it. i have a new challenge for you. next time you speak german. all right? einverstanden? ja? schön. ich bin schon gespannt.

  6. if you check out more of our blogs, you'll see that I left you my nipple. I want that Benzine T-shirt, Benzine.

    for Chase and Chris

    look at the Art Fair for the nipple.

  7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...I fear man with no beard.

  8. i have your beard, and i'm doing disgusting things with it.

    send money quickly or it will end up in the same place as all the 1990s 90210 sideburn chops, which is in hairven (hair heaven).

    also, i'm going to read/watch this blog on a daily basis until it starts sucking.