Maybe they meant boiling a noodle. That might also make it less painful.
Wait... Then you'll have a limp noodle, and that's never good.
Well you could always smack someone with a wet noodle. If you're thinking about trying, try the lasagna ones. Sure Garfield might be a little annoyed, but he's a fat cat.
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ReplyDeleteMaybe they meant boiling a noodle. That might also make it less painful.
ReplyDeleteWait... Then you'll have a limp noodle, and that's never good.
Well you could always smack someone with a wet noodle. If you're thinking about trying, try the lasagna ones. Sure Garfield might be a little annoyed, but he's a fat cat.
I enjoyed you beating yourself up. How about making out with yourself. I think people would enjoy that.
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