Calendars

How should calendars be reused?

What should I eat for breakfast?

Why does new content taste tangy?

9 comments:

  1. If you're going to take the time to eat breakfast, you might as well go all out and maybe invite other over achievers to eat with you. breakfast bars are for bitches!

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  2. An out-of-date calendar? It's worthless. But if you take it, bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless. Like the ark. Men will kill for it. Men like you and I.

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  3. granola and yogurt. or cheerios and a banana or just lots and lots of coffee to hide the fact that you're really hungry

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  4. peanut butter on toast, easy, delicious, and nutritious.

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  5. For the calendar, I think you should cut out all the pictures, frame them individually, and give them away to people as gifts for whatever month the occasion falls on. So, for example, on valentine's day, give your sweetie the february picture from the calendar (sorry ashleigh).

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  6. I agree with Laura, but I've found that in life it's best to agree with Laura. ;-)

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  7. calendar: auction it off (whole or in part) "a slice of wheezy waiter life"
    breakfast: i find eating in the late morning works better for me...eggs with bacon in whatever way suits your fancy

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  8. I have generally stopped anything for breakfast. Sometimes wake up late for school.

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  9. egg (or egg white) w/ tortillas, avocado, chihuahua. im not even fucking with you. or oatmeal with cinnamn nuts and either raisins or bananas. orrr LEFTOVERS! (that would be the easiest)

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