Kokomo Krispies

Beard, come back soon.

Thanks for the wink, milleinad:

My competitor:
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  1. Well. That wasn't disturbing in the least. And I do mean that in the nicest way. (Don't you hate it when people say that? What does it really mean, anyway?)

  2. Matt, you're gross! And I mean that in the nicest way.

  3. oh my god, I actually cried I was laughing so hard at this one. That's some Epic cruise-wear you have. Also, I love that song.

    I don't think your face looks fat or squished at all, you look just fine without the beard. But there are so few people in this world that can rock the full beard like you can, so I think you owe it to the world to never shave it off again.

  4. truly a freak of nature. i thought you without your beard was freaky but sans shirt sans beard = f*n gross. Matt hit the nail on the head.

  5. I was going to make fun of your NASA shirt, but by the end, I just wanted you to put it back on.

    And since it seems to be the theme of the day, I do mean that in the nicest way too.

    After all, it is cold outside and I don't want you getting any more wheezy.

  6. if i only could learn the amazing ways of growing a beard like you! where, my good sir, where may i find this great and wonderful Rah.. bertson so that i can learn as you have learned? so that one day i can grow a beard or my own? a beard, despite my pride for it, that holds not even a candle to the magnificence and glory that is your beard!

    i like your beard.
    i want one.

  7. I was impressed you had suntan lotion on hand. Or what kind of lotion was that... ?

    Thanks for the chair movement. It's heaven!