Haiku Mom

Toddly00's mom said I'm going to lose the beard competition. Well, I know someone who thinks otherwise.

Please leave haiku comments.

Thanks for the wink, Deelamps:
http://www.youtube.com/DeeLamps

My competitor:
http://www.youtube.com/toddly00

11 comments:

  1. Fun stuff WW > sorry to say, it looks like Todd's got you beat on the beard (so far), but you've got a lot going for you, too, like kick a$$ videos, TWO moms, and poetry...

    My before and after, before and after haiku for Wheezy Waiter.

    Wheezy Waiter Loves
    His mom's a haiku master
    Of your domain. BOOM!

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  2. What would you think of
    If I wrote boom many times?
    Boom boom boom boom boom

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  3. Thrity-four percent
    Is not a majority
    Check your facts, beardo

    I call that one, "I can also be an asshole in haiku"

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  4. I don't have a beard.
    You know where I can find one?
    Refrigerator.

    If you're still looking for puns try, "You know what time it is? It's clementime," then eat a clementine.

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  5. When mom goes to work
    dad goes bezerk. That's why Craig
    Benzine is a chouch

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  6. RE: Toddley's beard
    I think it's a dead heat-o
    You a burrito

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  7. beards come and go but
    only one beard is baddest
    Craig's face disappears

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  8. Leave it to the hair
    so no razor will touch it
    so beauty will grow

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  9. the wheezy waiter
    will never need a razor
    for his beard rings true


    epilogue: boom

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  10. tree lamp gargle stomp
    pants dropping cover gnat food
    take it home bozo

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