Fun stuff WW > sorry to say, it looks like Todd's got you beat on the beard (so far), but you've got a lot going for you, too, like kick a$$ videos, TWO moms, and poetry...
My before and after, before and after haiku for Wheezy Waiter.
Wheezy Waiter Loves His mom's a haiku master Of your domain. BOOM!
Fun stuff WW > sorry to say, it looks like Todd's got you beat on the beard (so far), but you've got a lot going for you, too, like kick a$$ videos, TWO moms, and poetry...
ReplyDeleteMy before and after, before and after haiku for Wheezy Waiter.
Wheezy Waiter Loves
His mom's a haiku master
Of your domain. BOOM!
What would you think of
ReplyDeleteIf I wrote boom many times?
Boom boom boom boom boom
Thrity-four percent
ReplyDeleteIs not a majority
Check your facts, beardo
I call that one, "I can also be an asshole in haiku"
I don't have a beard.
ReplyDeleteYou know where I can find one?
Refrigerator.
If you're still looking for puns try, "You know what time it is? It's clementime," then eat a clementine.
When mom goes to work
ReplyDeletedad goes bezerk. That's why Craig
Benzine is a chouch
RE: Toddley's beard
ReplyDeleteI think it's a dead heat-o
You a burrito
whoa your mom totally told that girl. awesome.
ReplyDeletebeards come and go but
ReplyDeleteonly one beard is baddest
Craig's face disappears
Leave it to the hair
ReplyDeleteso no razor will touch it
so beauty will grow
the wheezy waiter
ReplyDeletewill never need a razor
for his beard rings true
epilogue: boom
tree lamp gargle stomp
ReplyDeletepants dropping cover gnat food
take it home bozo