Ugh. The verbal tippers are the worst. I used to have a table that would come in & request me because their grandaughter's name is emertron, too, & then not give jack. (shaking fist toward the heavens in anger)
That's when you have to pull out the reverse verbal tip. It's a risky maneuver... hard to master, but the payoff is great if it works.
Waiter black belts or complete asskissers should be the only ones who should try it, I'm convinced. I'm also drunk so maybe the reverse verbal tip would just be a pit labrev... or a "fuck you, you cheap bastard."
I'm not sure, but my eyelids don't ding, so you tell me.
I got flayed by Bobby Flay and it hurts real bad. What would you suggest I do?
ReplyDeleteDude, tell your chatty tables to give big or go home
ReplyDelete'cuz waiters/resses got to get paid!
STV SLV told me about this and I had to take a look... Love it.
ReplyDeleteUgh. The verbal tippers are the worst. I used to have a table that would come in & request me because their grandaughter's name is emertron, too, & then not give jack. (shaking fist toward the heavens in anger)
ReplyDeleteI didn't say that most of the rest of the world thinks that Americans are ignorant. That would be overextending myself somewhat.
ReplyDeleteFire and lightening I can take, but the numbers gave me the willies.
8.5/10
p.s. on a personal note I don't think that most Americans are ignorant; I think they're stupid.
After five lame video blogs in a row, this was a pleasant and entertaining surprise.
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ReplyDeleteThat's when you have to pull out the reverse verbal tip. It's a risky maneuver... hard to master, but the payoff is great if it works.
ReplyDeleteWaiter black belts or complete asskissers should be the only ones who should try it, I'm convinced. I'm also drunk so maybe the reverse verbal tip would just be a pit labrev... or a "fuck you, you cheap bastard."
I'm not sure, but my eyelids don't ding, so you tell me.
You should host in the shower - every hour!!!
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